Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!...
How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!...
Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!...
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It wa...
Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!...
A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd n...
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in t...
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!...
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Ma...
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!...
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