Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches....
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana....
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana....
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can'...
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but ...
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can'...
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date....
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date....
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana....
They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough...
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