What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache....
Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that for?" she asked....
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the p...
Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard....
Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your...
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the s...
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception....
Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one ...
Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that...
Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you...
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