What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !...
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !...
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !...
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !...
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !...
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !...
What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !...
Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat i...
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !...
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !...
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