An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to hi...
Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take th...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't g...
A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said,...
Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures....
Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" ...
If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your w...
A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am...
A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her ...
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