A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo...
One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his ...
Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we ...
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How d...
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out....
I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?...
I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?...
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any adv...
Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!...
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