How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub....
Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks....
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders be...
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the ...
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright i...
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rust...
Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know h...
Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a pl...
Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you...
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the ...
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