Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink....
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with...
How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven....
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you...
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won't do what she's told....
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her....
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's c...
My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"...
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God cr...
Why do men die before their wives? - They want to....
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